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44+ Funny Halloween Captions for Instagram

44+ Funny Halloween Captions for Instagram
Not going to eat candy? That's witchful thinking.

Oh my gourd, Becky, look at her bat.

Had a bloody good Halloween.

Have a spook-tacular Halloween.

Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.

I’m here for the boos.

I can't be held responsible for stolen candy.

Witch better have my candy.

Have a spooktacular night.


You say witch like it's a bad thing. - Funny Halloween captions for instagram

You say witch like it's a bad thing.

Get in, loser. We're going haunting.

Bugs and hisses to my witches!

The night might be frightful but don’t forget to have fun!

Fang-tastic treats for all to eat.

Hot ghoul Halloween.

Only bad witches can drive stick.

You look better with the mask on.

Can I witch a ride? My broomstick broke.

Ghouls just wanna have fun.


Swish swish, witch. - Funny Halloween captions for instagram

Swish swish, witch.

Don't make me get the flying monkeys.

Ghostest with the mostest.

Witch way to the candy?

My broomstick runs on scares.

Wishing you a fa-boo-lous night.

I’m a savage. Creepy, eerie, scary!

Have a funky gourd time!

Hanging with my boos.

Ready, set, ghoul!


Creepin' it real! - Funny Halloween captions for instagram

Creepin' it real!

I'm the ghostest with the mostest.

You make me batty.

Who run the world? Ghouls.

Can be bribed with candy.

New mask, who dis?

If the broom fits, fly it.

Too gourd to be true.

In ghoul company tonight.

You scream, we scream, we all scream for Halloween!


Ghouls just want to have fun. - Funny Halloween captions for instagram

Ghouls just want to have fun.

Happy Hallow-scream!

Bow down, witches.

Bugs and hisses, witches!

We had a fang-tastic time!