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Golf Captions for Instagram

Life is game, golf is serious.
Golf is the hardest game in the world to play, and the easiest to cheat at.
Ready to get bad breaks from good shots.
The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.
Hunting for Birdies!
My body is here but my mind is on golf.
What a swing!
One shot at a time, and then move on.
The value of routine; trusting your swing.
Golf is a steady diet of greens.
To find a man’s true character, play golf with him.
It’s a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get.
There are two things you can do with your head down, play golf and pray.
They call it golf because all the other four letter words are taken.
Remember that no matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse.
If There Is No Golf In Heaven… I’m Not Going.
Golf, like measles, should be caught young.
I’m not over the hill. I’m just on the back nine.
Golf was not our sport but was an absolutely gorgeous day to give a swing at it.
Sometimes, you’ve got to just green and bear it.
Does this outfit make me look like a golfer?
One hole down, eight more to go.
You're the best person to golf with by par.
Gone golfing, be back later.
In golf as in life, it’s the follow-through that counts.
Golf Is An Easy Game… It’s Just Hard To Play.
Early to bed, early to rise, golf all day & makeup lies.
The more you play it the less you know about it.
The golf course is definitely my happy place.
Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five.

Funny Golf Captions for Instagram

With a look of pure concentration on that pot.
When’s Tee Time?
You’re the best, by par.
All bets par off.
Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it’s called golf.
Do you think my skill levels will transfer from Wii Sports?
Half of the golf is fun, the other half is putting.
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
Old golfers never die, they just lose their drive.
Old Golfers never die, they just putter around.
Golf suits me to a tee.
Happiness is a long walk with a putter.
Give me life, liberty, and the pursuit of golf balls.
Putter late than never.
Golfer’s favorite flowers – Fore-get-me-nots.
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
Swing hard, in case you hit it!
Pro golf tip: Don’t lose your ball in the water.
My doctor says to take my iron every day.
A bad day of golf is better than a good day at work.
Future Tiger Woods.
I live on greens!
Hunting For Birdies!
My doctor says to live on greens.
I Hate Golf, I Hate Golf, I Hate Golf… Nice Shot! I Love Golf.
Golf: I’d quit the stupid game if I wasn’t married.
The golfer’s diet: stay on the greens.
The most important shot in golf is the next one.
I don’t know how i can play so well and score so bad.

Hilarious Golf Captions for Instagram

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you’re dead.
May my swing be straight and the ball fly far. May my round be blessed and no worse than par.
Gone golfing, be back later.
If you’ve forgotten what frustration is like, spend 10 minutes on a golf course.
Golf, you have to play to understand.
Hit the shot you know you can hit, not the one you think you should.
Where do ghosts play golf? -On a golf corpse.
The mind messes up more shots than the body.
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.
Today was totally up to par.
Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
We learn so many things from golf – how to suffer, for instance.
I’m not over the hill, I’m on the back nine.
Old Golfers never die, they just keep putting along.
I don’t like to watch golf on television because I can’t stand people who whisper.
Did you see that? It was tee-rrific!
I like big putts and I cannot lie.
If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would’ve been a great shot.
My golf score seems to improve considerably when I have the score card.
Quit wasting time and puttering around.
As par as the eye can see.
The short game around the green is important but much more important is the approach.
Faith has its share of bunkers, and golf has its share of prayers.
I hold several records on the golf course, but they all pertain to beer.
On the Green in Two!
Hmmm! How far did that one go?
Never try to shot you haven’t practiced.
I’m just here for the snacks at the clubhouse.
One shot at a time, and then move on.

Mini Golf Captions for Instagram

Golf is dimin. My life is crazy.
Another Ball in the Trees.
Get Ready to see my unbelievable skill.
Bye Bye Birdie!
You’re the best person to golf with by par.
Game of fun and pure happiness.
May the course be with you.
Eat… Sleep… Golf.
Mini golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.
Chip Shot!
Grip it and rip it.
Always be focused on your target.
Let’s have some fun in the sun.
Let’s par-tee.
Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
Life is always good at the golf course.
You putt me in a great mood.
Golfing does not get better than this.
A little birdie told me…
I may not always grab the right club, but I always do it with a smile.
Life's a pitch and then you putt.
Mini golf is an easy game…It’s just hard to play.
Proof is in the putting.
The worst day of mini golf beats the best day of work.
I like the mini version of golf most of all.
Playing mini golf and practicing for the big leagues.