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34+ Funny Golf Captions for Instagram

34+ Funny Golf Captions for Instagram
It takes a lot of balls to golf as I do.

Does this perfect swing go with my outfit?

That ball is gone with the wind.

Do you like my outfit? Asking fore a friend.

I don’t know how i can play so well and score so bad.

The most important shot in golf is the next one.

The golfer’s diet: stay on the greens.

Golf: I’d quit the stupid game if I wasn’t married.

I Hate Golf, I Hate Golf, I Hate Golf… Nice Shot! I Love Golf.


My doctor says to live on greens. - Funny Golf Captions for Instagram

My doctor says to live on greens.

Hunting For Birdies!

I live on greens!

Future Tiger Woods.

A bad day of golf is better than a good day at work.

My doctor says to take my iron every day.

Pro golf tip: Don’t lose your ball in the water.

Swing hard, in case you hit it!

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

Golfer’s favorite flowers – Fore-get-me-nots.


Putter late than never. - Funny Golf Captions for Instagram

Putter late than never.

Give me life, liberty, and the pursuit of golf balls.

Happiness is a long walk with a putter.

Golf suits me to a tee.

Old Golfers never die, they just putter around.

Old golfers never die, they just lose their drive.

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Half of the golf is fun, the other half is putting.

Do you think my skill levels will transfer from Wii Sports?

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it’s called golf.


Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Funny Golf Captions for Instagram

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five.

All bets par off.

You’re the best, by par.

When’s Tee Time?

With a look of pure concentration on that pot.