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34+ Hilarious Golf Captions for Instagram

34+ Hilarious Golf Captions for Instagram
Golf is a great way to quickly become disappointed in yourself.

Old Golfers never die, they just putter away.

Don’t drink and drive…You might slice a hook.

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.

One shot at a time, and then move on.

I’m just here for the snacks at the clubhouse.

Never try to shot you haven’t practiced.

Hmmm! How far did that one go?

On the Green in Two!


I hold several records on the golf course, but they all pertain to beer. - Hilarious Golf Captions for Instagram

I hold several records on the golf course, but they all pertain to beer.

Faith has its share of bunkers, and golf has its share of prayers.

The short game around the green is important but much more important is the approach.

As par as the eye can see.

Quit wasting time and puttering around.

My golf score seems to improve considerably when I have the score card.

If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would’ve been a great shot.

I like big putts and I cannot lie.

Did you see that? It was tee-rrific!

I don’t like to watch golf on television because I can’t stand people who whisper.


Old Golfers never die, they just keep putting along. - Hilarious Golf Captions for Instagram

Old Golfers never die, they just keep putting along.

I’m not over the hill, I’m on the back nine.

We learn so many things from golf – how to suffer, for instance.

If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

Today was totally up to par.

Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.

The mind messes up more shots than the body.

Where do ghosts play golf? -On a golf corpse.

Hit the shot you know you can hit, not the one you think you should.


Golf, you have to play to understand. - Hilarious Golf Captions for Instagram

Golf, you have to play to understand.

If you’ve forgotten what frustration is like, spend 10 minutes on a golf course.

Gone golfing, be back later.

May my swing be straight and the ball fly far. May my round be blessed and no worse than par.

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you’re dead.