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46+ Funny Thanksgiving Captions for Instagram

46+ Funny Thanksgiving Captions for Instagram
Keep calm and gobble on.

Let's get cranberry sauced.

I yam what I yam.

They whine. I wine.

Official occupation: couch potato.

Leftovers are for quitters.

Sorry, too full to think of a better caption.

It's time for my food coma.

Keep your eyes on the pies.


Raise your gobble-let for a toast! - Funny Thanksgiving Captions for Instagram

Raise your gobble-let for a toast!

Fifty shades of gravy.

I couldn't eat another bite...is that pie?

I cran and will go back for seconds.

Just keep eating, just keep eating.

Feelin’ like a butterball.

Give thanks, and pass the mashed potatoes.

Turkey and wine and I'm feeling fine.

Thanksgiving: A time to count blessings, not carbs.

Nobody puts gravy in the corner.


Don't be a jerky, eat some turkey. - Funny Thanksgiving Captions for Instagram

Don't be a jerky, eat some turkey.

Current status: stuffed like a turkey.

Eat, drink, and wear stretchy pants.

Hit me, gravy, one more time.

Family and turkey and football—oh my!

We offered the turkey some dinner, but he was already stuffed.

Oh my gourd, I can't eat another bite.

Can't physically move, wbu?

To-do: eat, drink, nap, repeat.

My job today: official couch potato.


Calories don’t count today. - Funny Thanksgiving Captions for Instagram

Calories don’t count today.

Already dreaming about leftovers.

Reminder: Set your scale back 10 pounds today!

Keep calm and wear stretchy pants.

I can't cook, but I can eat.

I can't leave the table until I've tried all the food.

Bad day to be a turkey.

You miss 100% of the leftovers you don't eat.

Spice, spice baby.

You butter be kidding me.


Pies before guys. - Funny Thanksgiving Captions for Instagram

Pies before guys.

Turkey, wine, and feeling fine.

Another helping? You butter believe it.

Pour some gravy on… those mashed potatoes ASAP.

Thankful, blessed, and kind of a mess.

Get your fat pants ready.

Pour some gravy on me.