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41+ Funny Party Captions for Instagram
No officer, there is no blood in my alcohol system.

I try not to drink too much when I’m drunk bitten.

Doobie, or not doobie? That’s the question.

Do it for the after photo.

Hangovers are temporary. Drunk stories are forever.

Add a little confetti to each day.

All I want to hear right now is: TUGS, TUGS, TUGS!

My excuse is that I’m young. What’s yours?

Who’s on the floor? Oh wait, it was me all along!


You might call it a party, but I call it therapy. - Funny Party Captions for Instagram

You might call it a party, but I call it therapy.

We are kind of a big deal around here, This is what awesome looks like.

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it.

A little whiskey makes me frisky.

Drink triple. See double. Act Single.

Got this dress up on me to keep stress away from me.

The moment I read that drinking is bad, I gave up reading.

When life keeps handing you lemons, you got to bring out the vodka and salt!

You, me, and the devil makes three.

You are the gin of my tonic.


Take me home, I’m drunk. - Funny Party Captions for Instagram

Take me home, I’m drunk.

Study hard, but party harder.

Beer is proof that God cares about us.

Not invited to a celebration? Throw your own party!

Party hard. Make mistakes. Laugh endlessly.

Trust me, I’m up to no good.

Doctor say mango vodka does not count on my fruit diet.

Craziness need not be hidden. Go parade it down the street!

It’s been one blur of a fun!

Sip, sip, hooray.


Stop talking, start dancing. - Funny Party Captions for Instagram

Stop talking, start dancing.

I chill harder than you party.

Sobriety is not in my vocabulary.

Friends who slay together stay together.

Hands in the air like we don’t care.

Let the party be gin!

One shot. Two shots. Three shots. Floor.

Soup of the day: Beer!

You say “Why?” I say “Wine not?”

Twinkle, Twinkle little star… Point me to the nearest bar.


A tequila, two tequila, three tequila, piano. - Funny Party Captions for Instagram

A tequila, two tequila, three tequila, piano.

Soup of the day: Tequila!