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Christmas calories don’t count!
Christmas is here!
Snowy hair, don’t care. It’s Christmas!
All I want for Christmas is…food!
Christmas time and I'm feelin' pine.
All I want for Christmas is food.
Christmas shopping. Never an easy or a pleasant task.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Christmas is the time for me to observe my most sacred tradition: going to the mall.
Sing the Christmas carols!
A perfect day for cuddling and snuggling.
Homemade happiness feels the best!
All is calm, all is bright.
Never thought this moment would arrive, but every single present is finally wrapped.
Season’s eatings and holiday spirits.
True Christmas spirit can’t be found in a store.
I’ll be ho-ho-home for the holidays.
A Christmas to rival any Hallmark movie.
No one can stop me from eating a whole batch of cookies today!
Today, I will sleigh Christmas!
Spreading holiday cheer this year.
I love you more than Christmas cookies.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!
All roads lead home for the holidays.
Keep calm and Christmas on.
Wish I could ship myself to you this Christmas.
Listen to the joyful music and let it fill your heart.
Happy holidays from your favorite elves!
Christmas Magic is in the air.
Christmas will always be as long as we stand heart to heart and hand in hand.

Funny Christmas Captions for Instagram

Sweet and twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?
Your presents is requested.
Today's to-do list: eat, drink, nap, and eat some more.
Forget the figgy pudding, I want cookies!
’Tis the season! Let the overeating begin!
Permanently on the naughty list and loving every minute of it.
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
At Christmas, calories don’t count.
On the naughty list and proud of it!
All I want for Christmas is you (and maybe some Christmas cookies, too).
Drink up, Grinches! It’s Christmas.
It wasn't me, it was the elf!
Believe in your elf.
I hope Rudolph eats the naughty list.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
Consider this photo my Christmas card to all of you.
Single bells, single bells, single all the way.
When You Say Blizzard, We Think Dairy Queen.
Single and ready to jingle.
To-do list: Eat, drink, nap.
I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.
Dear Santa, define ‘nice.’
When someone asks ‘where is your christmas spirit?’ is it wrong to point to the liquor cabinet?
Me everyday: slay. Me in December: sleigh.
Keep your friends close, your enemies closer and receipts for all major purchases.
I'm only a morning person on December 25th.
Here's why I didn't make this year's nice list...
Nothing says holiday like a cheese log.
I'll be ho-ho-home for Christmas.
This is my resting Grinch face.

Cute Christmas Captions for Instagram

You know it’s Christmas when your wallet is empty but your heart is full.
Feeling Christmas all around, and I'm trying to play it cool.
Christmas isn’t just a day, it’s a frame of mind.
I will honor Christmas in my heart and try to keep it all the year.
Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
Love the giver more than the gift.
Just remember, the true spirit of Christmas lies in your heart.
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime!
Christmas is a day of meaning and traditions, a special day spent in the warm circle of family and friends.
Sweater Weather is Better Together.
Hot chocolate weather.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care...
Hot cocoa + holiday movies + family = Christmas.
Make it a December to remember.
Ho, ho, ho? More like ha, ha, ha!
Mistletoe, sunshine, and good times.
Gingerbread hugs and peppermint kisses to all!
Snowy hair, don’t care. It’s Christmas!
Good tidings of cheer and glee.
Brace your elves, Christmas is here!
Let’s all sing loud for everyone to hear!
Everyone happy, everything okay.
Eat, drink, and be cozy.
You're my favorite Christmas gift.
Smitten like a pair of mittens.
When life gives you snow, make snow angels.
More peppermint, please.
It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.
It is the Season to Sparkle.
Sparkly bows and mistletoe.

Christmas Couple Captions for Instagram

All I want for Christmas is you… and pizza too.
Have yourself a cuddly little Christmas!
This is the best Christmas ever. He still loves me.
This is the best Christmas ever. She still loves me.
Merry Christmas to the one who makes my heart sing and my spirit shine!
Love fills the air on the 25th of December; let’s make it a night to remember!
You make every day seem like Christmas.
We go together like Milk & Cookie.
Thinking of you, because you are wonderful.
We go together like fruit and cake!
We go together like hot chocolate and marshmallows!
Celebrating you extra today.
Life is a Journey and only you hold the key.
Merry Christmas! Now, excuse us while we head back to the mistletoe.
No lying… We’ve been more naughty than nice!
Spending this Christmas with you, feels like Heaven.
One smile can’t change the world, but your smile changes to mine.
The best relationships begin unexpectedly.
The first of many Christmases together!
What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe!
You may hold my hand for a while, but you hold my heart forever.
I can’t imagine this Christmas without your presence.
I want to be with you on my last page.
I wasn’t planning on loving you, but I’m happy that I did.
All I want for Christmas is this hunk!
In the wise words of Mariah Carey: All I want for Christmas is you.
I’m so blessed to spend Christmas with you.
A king only bows down to his queen and so I bow only to you.
Hope you enjoy this ‘elfie’ from us!
If kisses were snowflakes, we’d be having a blizzard!

Christmas Light Captions for Instagram

It’s Christmas when the tree is the only light in the room.
Like the Christmas lights, let’s get lit!
Cue the twinkly lights.
‘Tis the season to sparkle.
Festival of lights? More like festival of carbs!
Your true nature is luminous.
Christmas is too sparkly… said no one ever.
Kiss me under the light of a thousand stars.
Everyone shines, given the right lighting.
The season of Christmas lights.
Turn on the Christmas lights and make everything merry and bright.
When in doubt, add more fairy lights.
All is calm, all is bright.
The only thing getting ‘lit’ this weekend are my string lights at home.
Leave a little sparkle wherever you go.
Fairy lights on Christmas night.
I do believe in fairies and Santa and Christmas lights.
Dream big, sparkle more, shine bright.
Just keep me where the light is.
Decking the halls in sparkles.
My favorite color is Christmas lights.

Christmas Tree Captions for Instagram

You’re the star on the top of my tree.
Leave a little sparkle wherever you go.
Better than all the presents under the tree.
Tinsel hair. Don’t care.
My tree is set to sparkle.
Two is company. Trees a crowd.
The warmest spot in the house!
The Grinch’s got nothing on me!
The Christmas tree is a symbol of love, not money.
You know it’s Christmas when the tree is the only light in the room.
Rockin’ around the Christmas tree with my honey.
’Tis the season to sparkle and shine.
Coffee. Christmas music. Now let’s decorate!
From little seeds grow mighty trees.
Create some sparkle wherever you are.
There’s nothing cozier than a Christmas tree all lit up.
Never underestimate my ability to buy a bigger Christmas tree.
Gonna go lay under the Christmas tree to remind my family that I’m a gift.
Cue the hot coffee and Christmas music – we’re going Christmas tree hunting.
Mistletoe, snow and Christmas ornaments.
Rockin’ around the Christmas tree!
He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.
But first, let me take a selfie in front of the Christmas tree.
Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
There is snow place like the Christmas tree farm.
This tree is going to bring all the holiday cheer.
O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree, How lovely are your branches!
My favourite smell is the Christmas tree.
The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect!
The smell of pine needles, spruce and the smell of a Christmas tree – those to me, are the scents of the holidays.