48+ Funny Christmas Captions for Instagram

All I want for Christmas is you (and maybe some cookies, too)

But first, let me take an elfie.

All I want for Christmas is you food.

'Tis the season for stretchy pants.

Current status: ready for a long winter's nap.

Really hope one of these presents barks...

'Tis the season for matching PJs.

Christmas break to-do list: Eat, drink, nap.

A mistle-toast to the holiday season.

Dear Santa, is it too late to say sorry?

Presents are done. It’s a wrap!

December 25th is actually Gift Exchange Eve.

I’ve been ready for Christmas since December 26th.

Dear Santa, please refer to my Pinterest boards.

You rock my Christmas socks.

May your holidays be like Santa – fat, cheerful, and abundant!

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first – your money or your feet!

Puts a selfie on top of the Christmas tree because I’m a star!

This is my resting Grinch face.

I'll be ho-ho-home for Christmas.

Nothing says holiday like a cheese log.

Here's why I didn't make this year's nice list...

I'm only a morning person on December 25th.

Keep your friends close, your enemies closer and receipts for all major purchases.

Me everyday: slay. Me in December: sleigh.

When someone asks ‘where is your christmas spirit?’ is it wrong to point to the liquor cabinet?

Dear Santa, define ‘nice.’

I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.

To-do list: Eat, drink, nap.

Single and ready to jingle.

When You Say Blizzard, We Think Dairy Queen.

Single bells, single bells, single all the way.

Consider this photo my Christmas card to all of you.

Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.

I hope Rudolph eats the naughty list.

Believe in your elf.

It wasn't me, it was the elf!

Drink up, Grinches! It’s Christmas.

All I want for Christmas is you (and maybe some Christmas cookies, too).

On the naughty list and proud of it!

At Christmas, calories don’t count.

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

Permanently on the naughty list and loving every minute of it.

’Tis the season! Let the overeating begin!

Forget the figgy pudding, I want cookies!

Today's to-do list: eat, drink, nap, and eat some more.

Your presents is requested.

Sweet and twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

48+ Funny Christmas Captions for Instagram

Latest Posts

Categories

About us

Contact us

Terms

Privacy Policy

DMCA

CaptionsKing.com