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33+ Winter Captions for Instagram

33+ Winter Captions for Instagram
Hibernation mode: On.

It's colder than my soul out here!

The mittens are coming off!

I don't go outside when the temperature is lower than my age.

Sorry, I can't. I'm hibernating.

Icy what you did there!

I glove you.

Verrrry winteresting…

Eat, drink, and be cozy.


It’s snow laughing matter. - Funny Winter Captions for Instagram

It’s snow laughing matter.

The only word I know right now is ‘brrr.’

Winter: My new excuse for drinking more coffee.

Winter hibernation mode on.

I can’t feel my toes!

Lots of layers!

Every mile is two in winter.

Dear Snuggie, I’m sorry for all the times I made fun of you.

It’s a beautiful day to go outside and remind myself why I stay inside.

Winter essentials: hot cocoa and fuzzy socks.


Feeling blessed and sweater-obsessed. - Funny Winter Captions for Instagram

Feeling blessed and sweater-obsessed.

Powder to the people.

Don’t crowd the plow.

Brace yourselves, winter is coming.

Brrrrring on the snow.

Baby, it’s cold outside!

Ice, ice, baby!

Nothing burns like the cold.

My nose is froze.

It’s never too cold for ice cream.


Does shivering count as exercise? - Funny Winter Captions for Instagram

Does shivering count as exercise?

My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.

Mittens, schmittens.

Warning: Reindeer Crossing