Bowling Captions

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Knocking them down, one pin at a time.

My favorite sport is bowling because I always strike out with the girls. Fun!

Tenpin alley. Nice!

Bowling Babes. Cute.

Guts or gutters? Guts We can hope.

Strikes ‘R’ Us. Cute.

You should call us butter ’cause we are on a roll. I love rolls.

What do a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common? They both want a turkey!

Let the good times roll!

Bowling is a sport where you can take your aggression out and not go to jail.

I hear the bowling thunder.

Shut up and bowl. Fun.

Clean Sweeps. This is an easy bowling pub to use.

Why do bowlers make bad employees? Because they are always going on strike.

Try it, you’ll strike it. Cute.

Let the pins fall where they may.

This is not ‘Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

After hours of waiting for the bowling alley, we finally got the ball rolling. Nice.

I’m on a Drinking Team (with a bowling problem!).

Bowling is the ideal sport. It’s basically an hour of drinking beer occasionally interrupted by six seconds of exercise.

Bowling is like the only sport I’m good at because no running is involved and you can eat while playing.

My mind may be in the gutter, but at least my ball isn't.

Did you know the best football players are super bowlers?

Another 7-10 split. I’m not crying, you’re crying.

Bowlers: Keep your minds out of the gutter. Good luck with that goal.

Bowling is fun in your spare time. Ha-ha.

For a bowler, I sure am striking!

If you train hard, winning is easy. If you train easy, winning is hard.

Leave no pin standing.

No Smoking – Just a Lucky Strike! Clever.