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Well. I think tonight's going swimmingly. Anyone for Parcheesi?

And all we had to do was be ourselves.

I Used To Think Of Myself One Way, But After This, I Am Something Else. And Still Me, I Think.

You Guys Know I Can Move Things With My Mind, Right?

It's my job?

Sooner Or Later, Every Man Shows Himself.

You truly are a pioneer!

Everybody's Afraid Of Something.

And they lived happily ever after.

We are an unusual couple, you know?

I'm a regular eating machine.

Perhaps the rot is the memories. The wear and tear are the voyages.

The people need help!

Did I leave the oven on or is that just you, hot stuff?

You have no idea how dangerous you are.

Don't mind me. I'm just looking for your dark liquor.

Same story, different century.

But you were born for this.

Unleash hell, demon spawn.

Well I’m not the ones with the guns, director.

How is anyone doing this sober?

You can't control me the way you do them!

But what is grief, if not love persevering?

We're gonna knock their socks off, especially with you wearing this.

I assure you, my love, I see nothing amiss.

Yes, I must say I'm rather proud of myself.

Excellent plan.

I promise I won't bite. Actually, I did bite a kid once.

How is anybody doing this sober?

We’ll say hello again.