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Weed is the question, yes is the answer.
All he does is smoke, smoke, smoke.
You either love weed, or you’re wrong.
Weed’s so loud, neighbors made a noise complaint.
I like to live dangerously. I wake and bake with indica.
I cannot complain, when I’ve got Mary Jane.
Not everyone has to like weed. I can’t force you to have good taste.
A joint a day keeps the doctor away.
I’m sorry for my bluntness, but that’s just how I roll.
Weed can turn strangers into best friends.
Out into the forest I go to lose my mind and find my soul.
Weed constructs a nation, alcohol brings the nation down.
I don’t always smoke weed, but when I do it is the Sticky icky Ooooweee.
You can’t buy happiness, but you can smoke weed and that is close enough.
Don’t judge someone until you have shared a joint with them.
Smoke the marijuana and get high. Stay above the wicked and fly.
Weed is not a drug, it’s a plant. Therefore, I’m not a drug dealer, I’m a florist.
I only smoke weed on two occasions when it rains and when it doesn’t.
I got high, and forgot I wasn’t supposed to get high.
I don’t do drugs, though. Just weed.
The weed is for the people. It’s the people’s weed.
Whoever laughs last, is probably the most stoned.
My I am sorry, my marijuana is so loud I cannot hear your nastiness.
When you smoke weed, it reveals you to yourself.
If I die today, burn cannabis so you can see my soul fly away.
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
Not everyone likes weed, but not everyone’s opinion matters.
Yeah, I believe in Heaven. I’ve been to a dispensary.
I followed my heart, and it drove me to the dispensary.
Sorry, my weed is too loud. Couldn’t hear you.

Short 420 Captions for Instagram

But first, Mary Jane.
I need vitamin THC.
My blood type is THC.
Great minds think alone.
Pass blunts, not judgment.
Gone smokin’.
Shut up and smoke.
Kief me alone.
Stoned lil’ thang.
You take my breath away.
That is not a drug, it’s a leaf.
Happy Stoney Sunday!
The more nugs, the merrier.
Hail to the dank!
Smoke your heart out!
Home is where the bong is.
In dank we trust.
It’s CANnabis, not CAN’Tabis
BRB: It’s time to blaze.
Weed be cute together.
I like big blunts and I cannot lie.
Inhale the good, exhale the bad.
Why cry when you can smoke?
Stoned never looked so good.
Smoke like nobody’s watching.
I am addicted, I am committed.
Don’t panic, it’s organic.
Weed is a vibe nobody can replace.
When in doubt, smoke it out.