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61 Best Weed Captions for Instagram (2021 Update)

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A friend with weed is a friend indeed.
Don’t sweat it. Just keep blazing.
My birthstone is a cannabis seed.
This is what dreams are made of.
There’s blood in my cannabis stream!
I like big nugs, and I cannot lie.
Never settle just for just one bowl.
4/20 is national weed day, and 4/21 is national random drug test day.
My happy place is the dispensary.
All I need is cannabis and coffee.
A Joint A Day Keeps The Bad Mood Away.
A whole day minus marijuana is just like a learning institution.
When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.
Let us burn one from end to end, and pass it over to me my friend.
Whoever laughs last is probably the most stoned.
If somebody gives me a joint, I might smoke it, but I don’t go after it.
Make the most you can of the Indian Hemp seed and sow it everywhere.
Did you hear of the child who overdosed on marijuana? Neither did I.
Marijuana is an exit drug, not an entry drug.
Sativa to change the things I can. Indica to accept the things I can’t change.
Whoever said the best things in life are free obviously grew their own weed.
Struggle is the enemy, but weed is the remedy.
High people understand other high people. They catch things that others don’t.
Smoking weed doesn’t make you paranoid. Weed being illegal makes you paranoid.
The weed is rolled, the drink is cold, for you its new for me its old.
Please don’t throw your shit at me unless that shit resembles a bag of marijuana.
When I die, bury me with my bong.
Should I smoke or should I smoke?
You can find me at the dispensary.
I used to hope that you’d bring me flowers. Now I plant my own. Grow on my own.