90s Captions

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Don’t let anyone, ever, make you feel like you don’t deserve what you want.

May I never be complete. May I never be content. May I never be perfect.

You couldn’t be ordinary if you tried.

The things you used to own, now they own you.

You’re not your job, you’re not the car you drive. You’re not the contents of your wallet.

This is your life and it’s ending one moment at a time.

It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free.

You make me want to be a better man.

Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale.

Don't look at me like I'm frickin' Frankenstein. Give your father a hug!

Oh, look. Another glorious morning. Makes me sick!

Now that's some high quality H2O.

You know, you drive almost slow enough to drive Miss Daisy.

You look so good with blond hair and black roots it's like not even funny.

Good. I'm looking for the least possible amount of responsibility.

I see dead people. They don’t know they are dead.

My momma always said life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.

Do you want to get a best friends necklace with me?

Go into the bathroom and say Bloody Mary three times.

I have all the Chicken Soup for The Soul books.

You met me at a very strange time in my life.

The lower you fall, the higher you’ll fly.

I don’t want to die without any scars.

Do you prefer ‘fashion victim’ or ‘ensembel-y challenged’?

Sure I could've stayed. Could've even been king. But in my own way, I am king.

I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.

I'm looking for Ray Finkle... And a clean pair of shorts.

Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.

Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler.

Can I have money for the Scholastic book sale?