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I don’t need Google. My wife knows everything.
I wanna be different just like everyone else.
Be strong, I whisper to my WiFi signal.
I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.
Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?
You couldn’t handle me. Even if I would come with instructions!
My hobbies are breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
No one’s life is as perfect as their Instagram feed.
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
Recovering from donuts addiction.
The hardest thing I ever tried is being normal.
I still don’t understand Instagram, but here I am anyway.
I don’t sweat. I sparkle.
Relationship status: Netflix and ice cream.
I’m on a date, she isn’t very social.
I’m here to avoid friends on Facebook.
I’m in desperate need of a 6-month vacation, twice a year.
I’m a glowstick. I had to break before I could shine.
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it!
Reality called, so I hung up.
I woke up and… posted this.
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
Dear sleep, Thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.
My autobiography is this mess of pics.
For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.
I’m on Instagram, like you!
Life happens. Coffee helps.
Why is ABBREVIATION such a long word?
Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.
Brains are awesome. I wish everybody would have one!