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73 Best Truck Captions for Instagram (2021 Update)

73 Best Truck Captions for Instagram (2021 Update)
Keep your fuel mileage. I'll keep my manhood.

Shut the hell up. The tires look fine.

People don't realize how many miles a truck drives a year on the road.

Seeing a catering truck feels like home.

You can't give a girl's name to a truck.

Every kid loves the ice-cream truck.

I like big trucks and I cannot lie.

It's just paper - all I own is a pickup truck and a little Wal-Mart stock.

Fire truck with back end on fire drives really fast in circles.


No one wants to hear songs written about a truck. - Truck Captions for Instagram

No one wants to hear songs written about a truck.

Keep calm and keep on Truckin’.

Come on, you can’t name a truck after a chick.

Give a man a girl that loves trucks and he’s happy for the rest of his life.

Like a garbage truck, we need a lie-truck which will collect lies from everyone’s houses.

we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

Money can’t buy you happiness but it can buy you a lifted truck.

There is more credit and satisfaction in being a first-rate truck driver than a tenth-rate executive.

Where I come from your truck is a reflection of who you are.

Drive a truck because no girl ever said I wanna take a ride in your car.


Buck up or stay in the truck. - Truck Captions for Instagram

Buck up or stay in the truck.

You can't buy happiness but you can buy a truck and that's pretty close.

Of course. I am the guy driving the big red truck.

Driving a pickup truck is delightful in its own way.

A pickup truck is better than a demanding relationship.

Truck drivers spend a lot of time alone.

City boys got pickup lines. Country boys got pickup trucks.

I didn’t wait for Luck. I tore after it with a truck.

Ladies, if your boyfriend doesn’t like old chevy trucks then you have a girlfriend.

In any other job, they’re truck drivers. In show-biz, they’re Transportation Captains.


I ain’t ever seen a sad person drivin’ a lifted truck. - Truck Captions for Instagram

I ain’t ever seen a sad person drivin’ a lifted truck.

Be with a man with an old truck because if he has the patience to keep it running.

I love driving the cool cars, but there is nothing like driving a pickup truck.

If a kid does the arm pump, you honk the air horn.

I’d rather ride in a diesel truck than in a Ferrari.

One must drive a large truck responsibly.

I wanted to be a truck driver. I love driving long distances.

If you think this truck’s smokin’. You should see the driver!

If it ain’t covered in mud, It ain’t a real truck.

True love is when a girl loves a guy as much as her truck.


Ford owners be like: Keep my turbo cool. - Truck Captions for Instagram

Ford owners be like: Keep my turbo cool.

The best truck drivers are patient, independent, determined, and hard working.

A truck can provide a great setting for conducting interviews.

A lot of men love taking their lady out in a pickup truck.

Show-biz glamorizes the role of truck drivers.

Singing is a great way of passing the time on long drives.

Truck drivers cover long distances.

Every kiss does not begin with k. It begins with, I drive a lifted truck.

If you can park and not look back as you walk away. You bought the wrong truck.

Recovery points. Who needs them when you have D30 and D35 under ya?


It's a huge turn on when a guy drives a nice truck. - Truck Captions for Instagram

It's a huge turn on when a guy drives a nice truck.

The best truck drivers love adventure and like thinking quickly.

Truck driving is a hard profession requiring long hours and weeks from home.

A truck driver always know how far he is from home. No matter where he is at.

Some of us grew playing with tractors and trucks. The lucky ones still do.

Boys never actually grow up, their toys just get bigger and more expensive.

Lowriders are for little boys, who can't get it up.

Truck drivers are the only ones that know the best places to stop on the road.

Truck driving is a lifestyle, not a job.

Why do I lift my truck? Because fat chicks can't jump.


Asphalt surfing. Because surfing on water is overrated. - Truck Captions for Instagram

Asphalt surfing. Because surfing on water is overrated.

Truck driving means the stress of never knowing where you will be and what you will be doing the following day.

Truck driving is what you make of it. It can be lonely, especially if you drive alone.

What do call a chevy truck at the top of a hill? A miracle.

The higher the truck, the closer to god.

Women look good in the dash light of pickup trucks.

Do whatever it takes to earn a good living for your family.

Silly boys. Trucks are for the girls.

Now if there's one thing truck drivers know how to do, it's sitting around telling stories.

There is no situation like the open road, and seeing things completely afresh.


Pickup trucks can't be compared with a Porsche. - Truck Captions for Instagram

Pickup trucks can't be compared with a Porsche.

Texan women don't mind living alone and driving a pickup truck.

You can learn a lot about a person by looking at his truck.

You can learn a lot about a person by looking at her truck.