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Chocolate Captions for Instagram

God gave the angels wings, and he gave humans chocolate.
Give me some real chocolate. Real fighters eat real chocolate.
I can’t walk by chocolate without eating it.
A day without chocolate is like a day without sunshine.
Chocolate is ground from the beans of happiness.
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world’s perfect food.
Each chocolate is like a portion of life.
Nothing can match your sweetness except for chocolate.
Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.
Life is a struggle between good, evil, and chocolate.
Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.
Never eat more chocolate than you can lift.
Beat the rest. Give her chocolate and rest.
Never trust anyone that doesn't like chocolate.
Unquestionably, chocolate brings good luck.
Just the smell of chocolate mesmerizes me that I can’t withstand not putting it in my mouth.
How in the world would I have managed to survive without chocolate?
Every day, without fail, I eat some chocolate.
You know I cherish you when I share my chocolate with you.
Do you know what my secret weapon is? Yup, it’s chocolate.
With a bar of chocolate, no one is ever alone.
Nothing is as tempting as a piece of chocolate that isn’t yours.
In the middle of chaos, there was chocolate.
Whether you succeed or fail, you celebrate with chocolate.
Oh how I wished stress was chocolate-coated.
Happy are those who find unexpected chocolate.
Either you bring me some chocolate or you leave me alone.
Die eating chocolate, and you die happy.
Anything tastes better when dipped in chocolate.
You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy chocolate.

Funny Chocolate Captions for Instagram

You brought chocolate—as far as I’m concerned, you’re my new favorite person.
I miss you a choco-lot!
I love chocolate more than my GF.
I love chocolate more than my BF.
You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy chocolate.
The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!
What’s the only thing that’s better than chocolate? More chocolate!
Never late; just choco-late!
I can’t keep calm around chocolate.
Chocolate is the medicine of my mood.
Everyone should believe in something. Well, I believe I’ll have another bar of chocolate.
Hand me the chocolate, now! There really is no need for anyone to get hurt.
Empty calories? Does a hollow chocolate bunny count?
Let's face it, chocolate is far more reliable than anyone we know.
Keep calm and eat chocolate.
Hurry up, I’m choco-late for my appointment.
Days that end with Y are the days when I’m allowed to eat chocolate.
Chocolate, chocolate, and more chocolate. Need I say more?
Save the Earth, it’s the only planet with chocolate.
If it’s not chocolate, it’s not breakfast.
Milk chocolate is a dairy product.
If happiness is a choice, then I choose to eat chocolate.
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree, that makes it a plant, chocolate is a salad.
Chocolate - a delicious cure for a bad day.
If I must die, let it be death by Chocolate.
A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay.
Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies.
The answer is chocolate. Who even cares what the question is?
I just want to have ABS...olutely more chocolate!
A day without chocolate is like... Just joking! I have no idea.

Hot Chocolate Captions for Instagram

Hot chocolate on a cold day makes everything warm.
Follow me to the hot chocolate.
Happiness is hot chocolate.
My superpower is making hot chocolate disappear.
Say yes to hot chocolate.
Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate just one time.
Eat, drink hot chocolate, and be merry.
Never say not for hot chocolate.
A cup of cheer is basically hot chocolate.
Heading to the hot chocolate, be back never.
I don’t trust people who don’t drink hot chocolate.
Let’s have hot chocolate.
All you need is love, but a little bit of hot chocolate doesn’t hurt either.
Hot chocolate because adulting is hard.
Snuggling with my hot chocolate.
Why winter is the best: hot chocolate. The end.
Today is a hot chocolate kind of day.
People disappoint, but hot chocolate is eternal.
Hiding under a blanket with some hot chocolate.
There is no problem so big that hot chocolate can’t be the answer.
We go together like hot chocolate and marshmallows.
I love hot chocolate.
I only desire for hot chocolate.
Let’s get lost in a world full of books and hot chocolate.
Keep calm and drink hot chocolate.
It’s hot chocolate weather.
Fueled by hot chocolate.
Hot chocolate is like a hug from the inside.
Hot chocolate; anytime, anywhere.
You can bribe with hot chocolate.

Dark Chocolate Captions for Instagram

My beauty is dark chocolate and it’s delicious and it’s sweet.
I love dark chocolate, but I will have a piece just occasionally.
Never underestimate the power of dark chocolate.
I love dark chocolate - I could eat it 'til I puke.
I adore dark chocolate.
I love nothing more than a good, rich, dark chocolate. It exhilarates. It satisfies.
If dark chocolate is less fattening, eat chocolate with the lights off.
When consumed for its antioxidant properties, dark chocolate has less fat than broccoli.
Dark chocolate, and salt and vinegar chips are my weakness – but not together.
I love dark chocolate – I could eat it ’till I puke.
I like all sorts of chocolate. Milk chocolate, dark chocolate, anything.
I’m a sensualist. My two main indulgences are dark chocolate and massages.
Personally, I like a chocolate-colored sky, dark, dark chocolate.
I love dark chocolate. I love it.
Dark chocolate-covered blueberries are my favorite sweet.
I have got a secret weapon chocolate. Preferably dark.
Love is like dark chocolate. Sweet While you have it, bitter when it's gone.
I love good food. For me, that means lots of green juice, salad, and good dark chocolate.
My weakness is dark chocolate.
Always keep a smile on your face, a rainbow in your heart and some dark chocolate on hand.